If you're over the age of 30 every teenager in America (and probably the world) will think you're a dinosaur. These kids just don't understand though. Being "old" is actually where all the cool people are.
In fact, we don't even call it being old anymore, we proudly call it being vintage. Now that you're a grown up and you can watch R rated movies and go to bars, it's time to enjoy the finer things in life.
Don't be worried about your age and getting older. As long as you're living life, then own that shit. Gray hair is a badge of honor. You've come a long way, you've got experiences, skills and wisdom that can only come by aging.
And just remember, you're not old, you're vintage ;)
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